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Weasels on the Prowl pt. 2

“The rats are in the corn”
-Abagail Freemantle, The Stand

Yes Mr. President, the rats are in the corn, weasels are on the prowl outside your henhouse. The drugs are beginning to wear off a bit so I should be able to focus on the remainder of this meandering report. The growing problem Barack Obama faces with winning a second term is not Mitt Fish-boy Romney, it is a festering public investigation into the validity of his background. More and more people are jumping on the bandwagon to have the President’s school records, college records and a few other ‘sealed’ documents revealed. Questions arise as to why he was issued a social security number from Connecticut when he wasn’t living there. The danger to Obama’s 2012 campaign with these implied conspiracies is how it portrays the man…forget about prudent policies, his hope and change for America, this strokes at the core of his eligibility to be a President.

 Any street living zombie down on Colfax and Broadway has a shadow; someone to watch their gear while they walk down to the bus station to take a dump or go down 16th to buy smokes, someone to make sure no one rolls you when you’re dead drunk to the world. The Crazy Jesus Lady (read earlier blog posts for details on this individual) was in dire need of her shadow that evening which left me with one less resource to interview. CJL was in another dimension, worse off than I’d ever seen her, clinging to her shadow, barely able to bring a cigarette to her mouth. Maybe it was better that I relied on more cognizant members of the protest clan to talk with. The group in Civic Center park was prepping itself for a May 29th showdown, a swansong make or break protest. The head zombie I spoke with-I believe they call her Big Mama (different from Mama, another notable soul down at the camp), would just smile and tell me to wait and see what happens the day they start enforcing the no camping ordinance downtown but I also saw a slight gleam of doubt in her eye.Any street zombie down on Colfax and Broadway has a shadow; someone to watch their gear while they walk to the bus station to take a dump or go down 16th Street to buy smokes, someone to make sure no one rolls you when you’re dead drunk to the world. The Crazy Jesus Lady (read earlier blog posts for details on this individual) was in dire need of her shadow that evening which left me one less resource to interview. CJL was in another dimension, worse off than I’d ever seen her, clinging to her shadow, barely able to bring a cigarette to her mouth. It was better that I relied on more cognizant members of the protest clan to talk with. The group in Civic Center park was prepping itself for a May 29th showdown, a swansong make or break protest. The head zombie I spoke with-I believe they call her Big Mama (different from Mama, another notable soul down at the camp), would just smile and tell me to wait and see what happens the day they start enforcing the no camping ordinance downtown but I also saw a slight gleam of doubt in her eye. She knew that if they couldn’t get more interest behind the movement, the protest was pretty much a lost hope. The crowd rallied for another protest march that evening and took to the streets with banners, flags and bullhorns to rattle their shields of injustice in the public’s eye. The protest crowd numbered out at about 60 people-they could have had close to two hundred had the street zombie drug dealing skateboarding lost their mind crowd joined in but those squatters weren’t into it; The zombies weaken.

 For every story listing a new accomplishment or constructive statistic in favor of the President, four stories against him pop up on the web. Rumors, truths and blathering gossip hit the electronic highway so fast that by the time the President’s staff tries to run damage control, a new allegation rears up and blind sides them. Hawaii verified Obama’s birth certificate but that doesn’t put a halt to the nay sayers who believe he had a false document created. Recent polls show Romney taking a lead in Florida over Obama and the only mud the President’s camp can manage to dig up is some weak story about Romney bullying people in college. Really? College antics? Regardless how brutal they may have been, that looks pretty lame when you compare it to these scathing reports about the possibility of Obama not being a legal citizen.

 The two-fisted punch to my senses played out well before my eyes and now that the pot/jimson/salvia mixture has dried out of my veins I can end this observation from Pulpit Central (for now) and keep myself ready for the May 29th showdown between Denver police and the zombies. As for the election campaign I will certainly continue to peruse the various media sources in search of more slime, but I continue to stick to the belief that truth will not play as big a factor in this election as you might hope. Massive crowds are gathering behind the ABO slogan (Anyone But Obama) so if the Democrats wish to stay in office another four years, they better retaliate with huge numbers at the voting booths this fall.

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